I was all sick again last week, and went to the doctors and it turns out my tonsils were stopping me getting rheumatic fever, which is quite serious. Hooray for tonsils!

The Medieval Carnivale is on this weekend in the small town of Balingup. I shall be working in a purple tunic... :|
I think they're not paying me proper, I should get paid more for weekends. Or else! 'Cause I get just above the minimum wage to begin with. Stupid money.

Centrelink is retarded. They gave me a disablility pension form instead of a form for the doctor to fill in.
And other such things that are too boring and stupid to discuss.

Pratty's 21st. I'm hell amped...
XD

Penguins are pretty cool ay.

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hmmm

Well, what have I done in the past couple of weeks?
I've been being an adult and buying petrol and driving places and working.
I think I drank too much brown Vok, cause I was feeling sick on Sunday. Not hungover but coming down with something. Every time I said it tastes like a chocolate milkshake everyone always said only crunchy, which didn't even make sense 'cause it wasn't crunchy. It was just like a chocolate milkshake, only alcoholic.
I went to the doctors again on Tuesday after being all sick on Monday and off work. I got tonsilitis, which I was not happy with and got put on more antibiotics, which I was not happy with at all.

Last weekend I only went out Friday night, Friday the 13th. Sam was having a party so after me getting free lemonade at the pub we went there. I saw Hannah and Sam, who I haven't seen since I wasn't sick, like a month and a half ago.
Got drunk off a six pack :D Hooray for antibiotics! I can get drunk cheaply when I'm on them.

Crabman off 'My Name Is Earl' is the sexiest black man alive. I've been watching 'My Name Is Earl' constanly for the last few weeks

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Hoorah!

I'm all better now.
Stupid kidney infection.

And went into Bunbury on Tuesday and got my P's (hooray!) and got an amazing smoothie and went to the dentist. I have no fillings to be done. So I celebrated by buying $5 worth of giant lollies. And some fish food.

Then I went to Pratty's and saw Clare, Teegan, Matt (I giggle everytime Clare calls Pratty Matt)and Cale. Which was nice, I haven't seen anybody in about a month.

I drove into work today all by myself. Legally. :D
I feel like an adult now.

These lollies are giant, it took me like 20 minutes to eat it.

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Paper Dreams

Currently obsessed with The Kooks
<3

If you're wondering what I've been up to: Nothing. At all. I've been sleeping and went to the doctors last Thursday and my temperature was 41.5.
I didn't know you could be so hot and still be alive.
Then I went to hospital the next day and was there all weekend. Not fun. It would have been if I wasn't sick. Get fed in bed and offered tea all the time and one of the nurses was offering me lemonade and icecream and such. But no, I wasn't hungry enough to eat much of their delicious food at all.

I've lost so much weight. Like 5kg or something ridiculous. I'm going to fade away soon.

Cale was all up and worried. I got back with Cale, I don't think I said so but yeah. Maybe a month ago. He came and visited on Sunday, and didn't even get drunk on Saturday, so he wasn't hungover.

I got out on Sunday then. And I've been bumming around since then. I go back to work on Saturday.

I haven't been under the influence of alcohol for almost month now. :D Pretty pleased at that effort.

I've been aching to play Spyro (The original 3, on Playstation 1) for the last week. And Croc: Legend Of The Gobbos.
So I downloaded a PS1 emulator and then the rom didn't work and the one for Croc is epically slow.
Wasn't pleased.

I want a giant tub of malteasers.

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Rawr

So what have I been up to I guess you're wondering.

I've been asleep for most of the week and spewing up most things I eat. I've lost 5 kgs which I didn't think was possible.

The weekend before last I went to Alix's 18th and Serge's camping trip. Serge is a citizen now :)

Went up to Perth last weekend via Bridgetown which is where I probably caught the flu from. Fucking Bridgetown. Only the coldest place ever. Usually. Anyway, we went up to Perth and got a haircut and saw some friends. Then I slept on their couch for two days. Went and saw TOY STORY 3 in the city with Cale. It was pretty amazing. 3D is well over rated, just like Avatar (the only other movie I've seen in 3D).

I've got a job at the local shop 4 days a week(hooray) but half of the work's on the weekend (not so hooray). I was supposed to start on Wednesday but have currently not been in at all.

Last night I missed Megs 18th. I was so sad :(
Mum said no deal to me going out. I bet it was awesome.

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I used to know the name of every person I kissed

Now I've made this bed and I can't fall asleep in it...
Got me thinking...
But it's okay, I do remember everyone. I think. I hope.

:\

The weekend was very fun. And exhausting (wrong spelling but I know you'll make it better Ross)
Friday was Dan's birthday so everyone was at the pub and there was a band there and now I know how to play Wonderwall ('cause I'm awesome and such).
I've only just realised hardly anyone knows I'm underage there so Teegan and I drank many a milk and Malibu and Teqila Sunrises. We then moved up to Dan's and I don't know what I did all night but suddenly it was 6 and I was craving chilli chicken stips real bad. But the servo didn't open till 7. I wasn't pleased. Didn't end up sleeping at all. I went and got my chicken and Teegan picked us up to go to Bunbury.
We hung out all day in Bunbury, still pissed as a cricket 'til about 3, when the hangover kicked in.
Went to Laura and Josh's place and visited Bec's 18th quite briefly.

Did absolutly nothing Monday. Not even "oh I went for a run," (ha! I don't do that) or, "oh I cleaned my room."

Yes, if you're wondering why all my punctuation is so good. Ross edits my shit.
<3 Plus he has a cool accent.

Sri Lanka

Alright...

So on the 15th (May) we went up to Perth and I got, like, one hours' sleep that night; was up watching Sherlock Holmes and then off to the airport at 3. Can't sleep on planes which sucks balls, so I read a whole book on the 5 and a half hour flight to Kuala Lumpar.

Got into KL at 12:30 and it was 32 degrees. Finally a bit of warmth. Went to a hotel and slept and then ate and then slept some more. Another 3 am wake up and left at 6:15 to Sri Lanka.

Got there at 7:15 (2.5 hour time difference) and its all stormy and shit. They wouldn't unload our luggage for 2 hours because of lightning and shit. It was ridiculous. It had been raining since the night before and would continue to rain so hard for the next week and a half that everywhere was flooded and you needed to take a boat from the plane to the airport terminal.

After getting our luggage, we were almost trapped and there was only one road out of the place that wasn't flooded. So of course it was just one big traffic jam. Drove for like 10 hours straight down to the house where my brother's wife-to-be lived.
Met all the family. Half of them can't speak English at all.
Went shopping the next day and got a $10 pair of jeans and a $7 pair of shoes. My left foot is one size bigger than my right.
The next day (19th) made heaps of boxes for the wedding cake to go into. It took, like, 2 hours.

And the wedding on the 20th. Everything has to take place at specific times and shit. Some Buddist tradition. The ceremony had to start at 9:57 exactly. They spent so long taking photos. Like more time doing that than anything else. They also had to get changed 3 times. Lots of food and beer. Yay. Then all the guys started dancing like no one was watching. Guys that can dance are sexy.

Went and found some cosy little cabanas by the beach and stayed there for a couple of nights. They had a little midget/dwarf (kind of but not really. He was about the height of a 9 year old) guy and I wanted to take him home.
We trekked up a giant rock with, like, a gazillion steps on the 24th. And the view wasn't even that great. Then we went to a blowhole and it went up like 20 metres into the sky. Then we went to a giant (8 story) Buddah and such. We had delicious pizza for dinner.

Wesak is like the Buddist Christmas and was on on the 27th and 28th. You can't drive anywhere without being stopped and fed. We went on a car trip 4kms down the road and we got stopped 5 times. They just walk onto the road and stop you. It's nice. Everyone giving so much when some of them don't have much to give.
We went back up north on the 30th and I spent 5 hours trying to go to sleep. Stupid car. There were pretty lights still up everywhere. We went shopping and such before going up to Puttalam to visit my dad's cousin and his family. Everyone is so friendly up there. <3

Had a 3am wake up call once again on the 2nd and flew out to Kuala Lumpar. Then spent 12 hours at the airport there before the 5 and a half hour flight home. There was no place to sleep at the airport at all. The seats all had fooking armrests between them so I couldn't lay down. Befriended an Englishman who couldn't sleep on planes either. English people are far superior because of their awesome accents.
After 28 hours awake I faceplanted the couch at a friends house in Perth.

Last weekend was Tony's 18th which I don't remember much of. Josh and I raped the Jukebox. There is a burn on my shoe.

This weekend everyone went round Poppy's for her birthday. I don't remember much of that either.

Binge drinking is bad.
I don't want a blender anymore.

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